The C.O.W. is back!! OMG.
When I got back to the PO this afternoon, my supervisor tells me I got a complaint call.
Sup: "Do you know a Mrs. C.O.W?"
Me: "Why yes. Yes, I do."
Sup: "She sure does hate you."
Me: "Yes, I know. But you realize she's not even on my route anymore?"
Then as I drive down my street after a 10 hour day, she's in her driveway. Do I stop? Hell yeah, I do!! I put the biggest smile on my face and said (slight southern accent) "Well, hey Mrs. C.O.W. How are you? My supervisor told me you called. Did you know I'm not your mailman anymore?"
She told me she's getting a lawyer to sue the post office because she's not getting her rent checks. Ummmm....did you ever think your tenants might not have mailed them? Dur!!
4 comments:
Now did your super just chuckle, roll his eyes, or show surprise (that someone no longer on your route thinks you're still on her route)?
First, I echo Johnny...
Second, having worked for more attorneys than I care to admit, I'd like to see the laughing she'll hear when she tries to hire one for that!!
Good for you!!! Maybe she'll go back out to pasture and stop bothering you.
Tooo funny!
First off how does she even know your name? I don't know my mail carrier's name. I think it's Mike? But I haven't a clue on the last name. I see him everyday at 5PM like clockwork but if I had a complaint...I wouldn't have a clue what his name would be or who to call. Luckily everything is smooth here.
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