One Ocean View

So this show is on. It's kind of an older "Real World" A bunch of gorgeous people sitting around being gorgeous on the beach, in the house, discussing their gorgeousness. I can't believe Jeff is watching this. (Because you know Iiiiii'm not)

I'm sitting here looking up all the new babies online until I hear the word "adopted" from the TV. My head pops up like a prairie dog.

Cute tiny girl says, "I'm adopted."
Sexy sensitive guy says,"Oh, I want to adopt at least three kids."
Hot blonde girl pipes up, "I want to adopt, too!!"

BARF!!!